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LyricsEdit

Charlie Scene: It was once a dark, lonely summer's eve on the lonely streets of Sunset
When the Lord called upon six crazy emcees:
J-Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, and Tha Produca!
Funny Man: (Hey, man! You forgot the homey, Funny Man! Aw, come on, dawg!)

Deuce: And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Funny Man: My clothes are always retro
Sexual like I'm hetero
And I'll play a bitch like Nintendo
(Zelda!)
Take her for a ride in my Benzo

Funny as fuck, I should do stand-up
Bust caps at the club like I don't give a fuck
(Fuck you!)
Got a gold-ass grill
Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill

Hop in the ride, let's roll
I'm a baritone with a voice that's so low
It'll make your speakers explode
And I'll drop your panties to the floor
("Ah!")

Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways
Hop in the bed, girl, it's freaky Friday
If you got beef, then you better step up, bitch
Charlie Scene and Funny Man: Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with!

Deuce: And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Charlie Scene: Girl, come and smoke my pole like a Marlboro
Introduce me to your mom as Charles
It's Charlie Scene, shake your ass to the bass
Wait till you see my face
("Hey, bitch!")

Wear them tight jeans that show your ass-crack
My first name gives Vietnam flashbacks
I get drunk and do the same old, same old
Take three girls home and call them Charlie's angels

Funny Man: What you gonna do after we get signed?
Charlie Scene: I'm gonna lose my mind
Get thirty-inch spinners and pimp my ride
I'll go back in time, be there that night and save Tupac's life

Then pay my fine
For getting caught fucking on the Hollywood sign
I got the game on lock, I'll have a bottle and a glock with biceps like the Rock
Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch!
Funny Man: (Hey!)

Deuce: And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down, I'll show you how
Funny Man: Come on, girl, let me show you how
Let's get freaky-deaky now
Deuce: Get down, I'll show you how
Funny Man: Come on, girl, let me show you how
Let's get freaky-deaky now

Deuce: And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down (Get down!), I'll show you how (I'll show you how!)
Funny Man: If you got beef, then you better step up, bitch
Charlie Scene and Funny Man: Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with!
Deuce: Get down (Get down!), I'll show you how (I'll show you how!)
Charlie Scene: I'll have a bottle and a glock with biceps like the Rock
Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch!

Bitch, what, motherfucker?!
(*laughter*)

Unreleased versionEdit

There are some minor changes between the unreleased and released versions of the song:

  • Charlie Scene speaks the introduction in a less "scary" tone of voice
  • Deuce's vocals during the chorus are more high-pitched
  • Shady Jeff replaces J-Dog as one of the members laughing during the outro

PersonnelEdit

Hollywood Undead

TriviaEdit

  • A live version of this song is featured as a bonus track on Desperate Measures.
  • Whenever this is sang live, at the line "On the lonely srteets of Sunset," "Sunset" is replaced with wherever they're touring.

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